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Mid-Parliament Crisis?

The news about the sexual liaison between a politician and a hospital doctor plus another politician and an old flame is not going away soon. Questions about politicians’ conduct are
26 Jul 2015 11:18
Mid-Parliament Crisis?

The news about the sexual liaison between a politician and a hospital doctor plus another politician and an old flame is not going away soon.
Questions about politicians’ conduct are getting louder and louder.
Whether they are blinded by the romance or not, the bold way they have been carrying on is now a matter of grave concern among party members.
Party talanoa sessions around the kava bowl are now dominated by discussions about the various sexual encounters involving the party’s politicians.
Is it something to do with being in Parliament? The prestige, honour and respect being misused?
Does life really start after Parliament?
You’ve heard of Mid-Life crisis? Is there such a thing called Mid-Parliament Crisis?
Mickey Bird has been bombarded with these questions from many people who have followed with interests the politicians’ sexual encounters.

Repent and forgive
Many religious members of the party put on their best attire today to go to church.
It’s one day of the week they feel spiritual and want to be close to God.
It will be especially good for those politicians caught for their recent sexual indiscretions.
If they are truly repentant, they can be forgiven.

Public awareness
Party members are grateful to Coconut Wireless for raising public awareness about politicians’ secret sexual indiscretion.
A third politician was on the brink of jumping on the bandwagon but stopped when their cover was blown.
Big brother is watching, says Mickey Bird.

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