Movie intermission

A woman and her husband went to watch a Hindi movie at a local cinema.

Since both had not seen a Hindi movie in a cinema before, they did not know about intermission where there is a break because the movies usually ran for about three hours.

So when the Intermission notice came on the screen, the couple left the cinema and went home, thinking it was the end of the first part of the movie.

They kept checking the cinema for the next couple of weeks for the second part to come, but later found out that intermission meant a break where patrons went to get drinks and popcorns or visit the conveniences and returned to watch the second part.

Police attitude

A Northern Division family called a Police officer to assist them to take a mentally challenged family member to hospital.

Officer reaches the residence, only to take one look at the mentally challenged family member, turns and tell the family to find another house to rent at and leaves the shocked family wondering what just happened.

Commissioner of Police will not be amused.

ν Coconut Wireless is complied by Jonathan Bryce with contributions from Jyoti Pratibha.

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