Thief: It’s me on CCTV

Heard about this man who was taken in for theft after being caught on camera.

During interrogation, he was kind enough to point out on the CCTV footage that the man in the footage was indeed him.

In fact, he said something along the lines of: “Hey, that’s me there.” Yes, that’s you all right!

Fun times

This other not so young fella who fled the scene after allegedly robbing a taxi driver, left his joint Fiji National Provident Fund and Fiji Revenue and Customs Authority ID behind.

Hacked

Watch out people.

Facebook account was hacked and dear hacker posted up: I am in love with a stripper.

Hacked one is not complaining about being hacked but that something better could have been posted up!

Hello Poasa

Young sounding female caller to newsroom: Can I have contact details of Poasa (Waqanibau) please.

She did not want to reveal why sudden interest in getting in touch with Poasa.

 Coconut Wireless is compiled by Maraia Vula with contributions from Shahani Mala, Leone Cabenatabua and Jyoti Pratibha

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